JOHN:
sex: male
age: 1000
attitude: selfish/helpful
job: world's worst hero ever!
voiced/played by Michael Damato
info: The most lazy, lame excuse for a "hero" ever! He hates kids, he's easily amused by juvenile gags, and doesn't take his job too seriously. He is str8 but finds insect masturbation entertaining.
MASTER OLD-WING:
sex: male
age: 78
attitude: abusive/perverted
job: sensei
voiced by Andrew Mead
info: Master Old-wing is sort of like John's father and mentor.
WOODRELL:
sex: male
age: 16
attitude: nice/helpful
job: scientist
voiced by Michael Damato
info: Woodrell is John's sidekick....sort of. He is a blob of some sort. Oliver and his wife found him as a baby and take their parenting very seriously.
OLIVER:
sex: male
age: 46
attitude: gay/prejudice
job: unemployed
voiced by Michael Damato
info: A gay cyber spider who loves his son.....sexually!
MALLEY:
sex: female
age: 15
attitude: angry/disgusted
job: store counter
voiced by Michael Damato
info: Became Woodrell's girlfriend in episode 3. That's about it.
JOSH:
sex: male
age: 16
attitude: neutral
job: unemployed
voiced/played by Joshua Spurgin
info: This is John's neighbor. Although rarely seen, he is best known for going along with anything. Even if it involves John's dismay.
TRENT TUMOR:
sex: male
age: unknown
attitude: random
job: school
voiced by Michael Damato
info: Just a random neighbor who is rarely seen. He has a tumor on his head which allows him to speak.